~`_ The Spirit of the Eagle speaks into the soul _'~

and the great crackhead wonder ... continued

Episode 4: Near death experience...

Hoodrat Mcgee *hm* and The Great Crackhead Wonder *tgcw* got the super munchies at 11 pm. They decided to go out and get some snacks. Upon pulling up to the gas station, they saw there was a bunch of Cackling Crows gathered around the doorway to the store. TGCW parked the car and HM launched herself out of the car and into the crowd, working her way to the door. HM disappeared inside for a long time, then finally broke free of the crowd and found herself back in the car. HM had a story to tell...
"While I was inside the Cackling Crows surrounded me. I had to excuse myself with my super loud ghetto proud yell in order to get through to the counter. Then, I had to use my shoving strenght to get back out the door."
TGCW looked at HM in amazement, then proceeded to navigate their escape, as the crowd of CC was beginning to descend upon the car. TGCW used her powerful perusing stare to back out of the parking lot and narrowly missed Dreadlock Deadlock, the most foul parking lot creature ever to be seen. He was so sneaky and fast that he could dart behind your car in a split second and usually suceed at making you back over him. Thanks to that great perusing stare, TGCW missed him with a 1/2 inch to spare... With that HM and TGCW were off.

Episode 5: Thrift shop mix up...

stay tuned...