~`_ The Spirit of the Eagle speaks into the soul _'~

and the great crackhead wonder... continued (2)

EPISODE 5: Thrift shop mix up...

Hoodrat Mcgee and the Great Crackhead Wonder leaped through Ghettoland across the Orange Way to the thrift shop. Entering the scene, they found Loudmouth Lucy and Tell It Like It Is Taylor berading the shopkeepers with accusations.
LL: "How you gonna throw down his phone and throw the money at him? I'm never shopping here again."
TT: " I know, that's so ignorant. You need to be 'shamed of yourself. This is my first time here and I'm never coming back! I don't even know this man, but that was uncalled for..."
(man standing there looking very distraught about the whole thing)
LL: *talking to HM and TGCW* "Don't shop here ya'll. They are doing people dirty."

Through the whole scene, HM and TGCW are just looking at each other concentrating on not saying anything or getting in the middle of it all. LL and TT sucked them into the vortex of their anger. HM and TGCW escaped unscathed by the potential rioting of LL and TT. They and their silent partner then left the building while continuing to loudly speak accusations and evil doings from their mouths to the people on the street.

EPISODE 6: Return to Ghettoland...

HM took the bus from Ghettoland to Shoreville. TGCW swooped her up the next day and they were off to Ghettoland again.On the way down the Magnificent Parkway, they found themselves in hardly any traffic, going at a nice pace, making awesomely super time when     POP!!!    The sound rang out low and then the sound of a motorcycle passing cars took over the area. Next thing they knew their Super Explorer was throwing itself back and forth across the road, TGCW was fighting for control of the steering wheel. TGCW saved the day by finally gaining control and pulling over to the side of the road, narrowly escaping death by 50 foot drop by the guardrail.The tractor and trailers went whizzing by, whipping the Super Explorer into dizzying sways. TGCW braved the traffic while putting her head out of the window and using her persistently perplexing gaze to quickly hash out the situation. The back driver's side tire had been completely shredded. Only a remnant and the rim were left. TGCW called for backup...the ever gallant King Bull was coming to the rescue. While awaiting his assistance, the Shiny Troopers began passing by and not paying them any attention. The Super Explorer was teetering on the edge of the abyss. Finally a Shiny Trooper pulled up behind them and offered his assistance. He called for his back up Towtruck Tom and with that he was off. Towtruck Tom made it to the scene before the ever gallant King Bull.He said "So you need your tire changed?" HM said "Yes, but how much is it?" Towtruck Tom replied "$35" HM's eyes bugged out of her head "$35!! for a tire change??!!!" TGCW chimed in "the ever gallant King Bull will be here in 20 minutes, we can wait till he gets here..." Towtruck Tom was determined to undermine their plan and get his money, so he continued to use his persuasive banter to talk them out of their money. HM used her quick thinking skills to ask "How much is it to tow us to the grassy knolls? Would you charge for that?" Towtruck Tom was defeated. He said "It's ok for you to roll very slowly on your tire to the grassy knoll. I will ride in front and protect you till then." With that, Towtruck Tom took off to his truck and pulled it up to the grassy knoll, then he disappeared into traffic. Still waiting for the ever gallant King Bull, another Shiny Trooper came to check on HM and TGCW. His ingenious statement "It doesn't look good" was met with the speedy reply "the ever gallant King Bull will be here shortly" and the Shiny Trooper quickly took off in his Super Speedy Sporty Car. Finally, the ever gallant King Bull found them. He used his super great strength to yank the tire off and replace it with a new tire... Unbenounced to them all, the new tire was actually an old tire that had a leak in it. The owner of the car, Shinobis, had never replaced the tire.So the ever gallant King Bull sacrificed his own vehicle for the safety of the love of his life TGCW and his sister in law HM. They parted ways there with a savory kiss between TGCW and the ever gallant King Bull. The tire drama wasnt over yet. Before they had a chance to begin their journey again, the ever gallant King Bull warned that the same tire puncturing feind had found his car and they needed to get a can of fix a tire quick. So TGCW and HM made their way to a service stop. TGCW leaped into the station and found the fix a tire. She then proceeded to apply the concoction to the faulty tire. The air fought its way through the lines and tried to foil the plan to plug the persistant puncture. TGCW fought with her mighty mind and super strength. She won. The tire trauma was termintated. TGCW and HM eventually made it safely back to Ghettoland... then they all went to bed.

Stay tuned for more adventures from Ghettoland with Hoodrat Mcgee and The Great Crackhead Wonder.