CS aka Chronic Stupidity, is a very serious, recurrent condition affecting millions of people every day.

The symptoms include:

• selective memory loss
• lack of common sense
• the making of rash decisions
• Simon-says syndrome
• the stalker mentality
• a few bricks short of a house
• a few peas short of a casserole
• the elevator doesn't go to the top floor
• too many yards between the goalposts

If this sounds like you or someone you know, please dial 1-888-M STUPID and one of the representatives there will be able to assist you.

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