~`_ The Spirit of the Eagle speaks into the soul _'~

and her sidekick the great crackhead wonder...

EPISODE 1: The narrow escape...

Walking through the ghetto one day, Hoodrat Mcgee *hm* and the great crackhead wonder *tgcw* were minding their own business having a conversation while getting ready to cross the street. All of a sudden, the sound of screeching tires began to fill the air. Three cars came careening around the corner narrowly missing HM and TGCW. HM saved TGCW by miraculously sweeping her arm across TGCW and pushing her back before she was totally flattened by the careless car chase.


EPISODE 2: Where the change falls...

HM and TGCW needed to save their stomachs from utter destruction. The acid was boiling and threatening to devour them whole. HM suggested going out to eat, so TGCW used her powerful brain to find their way to White Castle. As they were driving up to the late night window, a crazy crack fiend leaned into the open passenger side window and said "Do you have a quarter?" Quickly, HM used her sarcastic powers to ward off the crazy crackhead. HM said "No, I don't have any change. I won't be getting any change back, either. Just a 5 dollar bill!", and with that she used her great button pushing power to put up the electric glass window. So the crazy crackhead then tried to use her selling powers to get more money from HM. Crazy crackhead said: "Do you have a 6 year old daughter, this is a nice skirt for her." HM rapidly replied "No I don't" and then used her famous get back off me powers and the crazy crackhead finally left. HM and TGCW then swooped off to the crib to get grubbin.

EPISODE 3: The unwanted guest...

One night, HM and TGCW were sitting with their superhero counterpart Shinobis who is in the hospital getting repaired. A nurse came by and saw that HM is expecting and made a comment on how she didn't look pregnant. In swang Foul-Mouthed Fran, an unknown enemy. She came in and sat down and to talked them about being bored, not having a tv on anymore, and her child...all with the most vile words one could ever use. HM jumped in and said "Do you work here?" FMF says "No, I'm a patient"... TGCW asked "What are you in for?" FMF said "O, I have sickle cell..." and then she proceeded to talk to them as if they knew her for years. TGCW asked "Um, what is your name?" FMF says "O my bad...My name is Camilia but they call me Raspberry" ... a clever disguise, but her foul mouth told the story. FMF then proceeded to talk and talk and talk about how terribly she treated other people and how nice her child was... Finally, TGCW got an idea and escorted FMF to the elevator to make sure she got back to her floor alone to never return. FMF was 3 floors up from Shinobis, and she never returned again. The worst part was when the nurse came in and clued HM and TGCW in on who FMF really was. TGCW had used her great praying powers to get FMF to stay on her own floor.


tune in next time for :
THE ADVENTURES OF HOODRAT MCGEE AND THE GREAT CRACKHEAD WONDER!!!